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When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.
Listen my dudes
If the waiter served you a pile of crap you wouldn’t “ironically” leave them a tip because the service was that bad.
Don’t go see The Emoji Movie “ironically” and give Sony money for crap. Pirate it, torrent it, steal tickets from some poor unsuspecting sap who already paid, anything but actually giving this godawful movie money.
(Source: thekwikemart)
If you show up stoned on the first day, no one will ever know.
The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents
The Malay is the tallest breed of chicken. One might say “he neck n leg too long for he got dam body.”
@blurds what in the Tarnation
I understand but what about the sheer tenderness on the dude’s face
He’s beautiful and I want one
We need them bigger, faster, stronger. I want to ride one before I die.
Context is for babies.
So are wombs.
My womb is dying
So am I.
Me @ my uterus when I’m on my period.
For anyone that doesn’t know, this is from a great web comic called Oh Joy Sex Toy. It’s very informative and there are boobies too!
*sells my kidneys to buy these Medusa in Chains and Aegean Medusa masks*
Dio?
i made a very important scientific chart
(Muffled Ludacris plays in the background)
I love that Dio is literally off the chart
He stole his adopted brother’s girl’s first kiss and entire body, eats most of his lovers, never acknowledged his kids, and lets Vanilla Ice dress him
He’s a liquidation sale at Thotery Barn
If you look very closely, you’ll see that Dio is not only off the chart, he also IS the chart.
“Thotery Barn” dead. XD
yes.
These looks like stills from a movie that I would very much be interested in watching.
Oh but it is!! These lovely screen shots are from Neko Samurai!!
Basically Dog-Gang hires dude above (Kyutaro) to kill Cat-Gang’s beloved Cat but the cat is too cute to kill and Kyutaro “accidentally” catnaps the cat and angers both gangs. It’s a wild ride.
Beautiful.
I think I need this in my life
(Source: nutty-killer)
No Cloud, it was an accident…
Prosthetic Knowledge
The first shelf is there for a reason, Zouzou….